By Samantha Reilly, self-taught “Friends” expert
The entire Friends series is coming to Netflix. Yes, it’s happening, and this is your ultimate guide to letting “Friends” help you “when the rain starts to fall,” or, you know, when you feel like binge-watching instead of studying (Don’t worry, we won’t tell!).
When you’re…HANGRY
A friend stole your Chick-fil-A? You’re out of dining points? We’ve all been there, and so has Ross.
Watch The One with Ross’s Sandwich (Season 5, episode 9)
When you’re…BROKE
Sometimes, your paycheck just isn’t enough. Don’t worry. Joey, Rachel and Phoebe get it.
Watch The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant (Season 2, episode 5)
When you’re…REMINISCING
Back to that bad choices thing: we all went through high school. Enough said.
Watch The One with the Prom Video (Season 2, episode 14)
When you’re…FRUSTRATED WITH YOUR ROOMMATE
Close quarters takes on a whole new meaning when you’re not BFFs with your dorm-buddy, but hey, your roommate can’t be as bad as Eddie.
Watch The One Where Eddie Won’t Go (Season 2, episode 19)
When you’re…HATING YOUR JOB
The beginning of a career can be frustrating (and just plain embarrassing), but you never know, you could get offered a high-end fashion job in exchange for your pickle at a retro diner.
…and if you’re also…REGRETTING LAST NIGHT
There was a party and you took some shots, and your account of last night ends right about there. You can take some tips about how to do damage control from Chandler (though I don’t really recommend it).
Watch The One Where Chandler Can’t Remember Which Sister (Season 3, episode 11)
When you…KNOW YOUR FRIEND’S “BAE” IS CRAZY
How could she not see it?! Oh well, you do, and so does Ross. You’ll get through it together.
Watch The One with the Screamer (Season 3, episode 22)
When you’re…FEELING SPORTY (KIND OF)
A little friendly competition never hurt anyone — until troll doll got involved. The Thanksgiving game may inspire you to huddle up with some friends, which would be fun, but then again you could just watch your other “Friends” do it, instead.
Watch The One with the Football (Season 3, episode 9)
When you…DON’T FEEL LIKE CLEANING
Hey, it’s okay if your dorm is a mess, as long as you’re not dating anyone like Ross.
Watch The One with the Dirty Girl (Season 4, episode 6)
When you’re…SICK OF LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS
If your last conversation with bae included some sort of dialing or Wi-Fi connection interruption, your long-distance relationship skills already trump Ross’s
… or if you … DON’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP TO BEGIN WITH
No one wants to be alone for big moments. You can turn to your friends for matchmaking, but be careful you don’t end up with a Chandler-level Cupid.
Watch The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie (Season 4, episode 10)
When you…NEED SOME GOOD GOSSIP
Life can’t be interesting all the time, unless you’re a sitcom character. When you’re in a gossip-less rut, sit back and indulge in the gang’s twisted game of telephone.
Watch The One Where Everybody Finds Out (Season 5, episode 14)
When you…NEED A WORKOUT
It won’t burn too many calories, but you can watch Rachel and Phoebe run together and hopefully (but probably not) get some inspiration.
Watch The One Where Phoebe Runs (Season 6, episode 7)
When you’re…IN THE HOLIDAY MOOD
There’s nothing like looking for hidden presents or watching an embarrassing brother-sister dance routine to get you in the mood for the holidays.
Watch The One with the Routine (Season 6, episode 10)
When you…NEED SOME SELF-DEFENSE TIPS
Staying safe is important. So is knowing the Japanese word for “eel.”
Watch The One with Unagi (Season 6, episode 17)
When you…FIND AN AMAZING SALE
No one understands your discount-rack triumph like Monica. Whether you’re celebrating a Black Friday win or looking for aggressive shopping tips, “Extreme Couponing” meets “Say Yes to the Dress” in the girls’ adventure.
Watch The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress (Season 7, episode 17)
When you…SEE SOMEONE FROM HIGH SCHOOL
Just because you’re still friends with someone on Facebook doesn’t mean you’re willing to reunite with your old classmates. This episode proves it. It also shows you that some people really do get hot after graduation (via the best fake example ever, Brad Pitt).
Watch The One with the Rumor (Season 8, episode 9)
When you’re…IN AN “I HATE THE WORLD” MOOD
Optimism is a great thing, but in moderation. It’s okay if you’re not “Santa Claus on Prozac getting laid in Disneyland.” The Parkers of the world will forgive you.
Watch The One in Massapequa (Season 8, episode 18)
When you…HAVE “ANACONDA” STUCK IN YOUR HEAD
You might hate hearing it on the radio, but Ross and Rachel’s duet of “Baby Got Back” is unlike anything else.
Watch The One with Ross’s Inappropriate Song (Season 9, episode 7)
When you’re…FEELING WORLDLY
Nothing says international traveler like speaking another language. Get an introduction to French from Professor Buffay (but take a real class if you actually want to learn something).
Watch The One Where Joey Speaks French (Season 10, episode 13)
When you’re…SICK OF THE COLD
Summer might be far away, and you might be missing your beautifully tanned skin. Instead of hitting the booth, watch Ross do it. It’s way funnier and takes a lot less thinking.
Watch The One with Ross’s Tan (Season 10, episode 3)
When you…WANT TO LAUGH, CRY, LOVE, WASTE TIME OR DO ALL OF THE ABOVE
Watch the whole series. It’s worth it, I swear.
This is the perfect guide to FRIENDS! I’ll definitely be using this 🙂 Thank you for sharing you knowledge with the rest of the internet Ms. Reilly. We really appreciate it!!!
I remember all the episodes you mentioned. Could I be anymore addicted to “Friends”?